A recent thread on RPG Pub caught my attention, dealing with dragons and defending a settlement in a quasi medieval world from winged death on wings.
What got me thinking was the type of dragon assaulting the city and in what game system matters a lot. A REAL lot.Also, what type of breath weapon does the dragon have? Traditional fire and smoke of the concussive, napalm nuclear stuff of Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon?
As AD&D is the focus of a lot of the older players gaming sites I decided to ponder it from a 1st Edition AD&D perspective.
Personally, defensive fortifications is something of an obsession for me over the decades in 1st Edition ADD. And after all these years? Its a LOT of work from magic, to underground races to yes, flying creatures assaulting the battlements.
Three helpful Dragon magazines on the subject are:
- Dragon #145 - Theme "A Knight's home is his castle"
- Dragon #160 - Theme "Who stalk the streets, are stalked as well"
- Dragon #224 - Theme "Fantastic Architecture"
In short, because there are high number of monsters in the game system, magic items and spells that allow for ease of assault, the means for defense has to be likewise high.
So with all this in mind there was there I looked at page and it hit me, read on.
First Post
Willmark posted: Oh and one thing
just caught my eye, if we go rules as written in 1st edition AD&D?
Read closely page 29 for dragon ages in the Monster Manual. The DM
rolls a single die on number appearing. You could get anything from
age 1 (Young) to age 8 (Ancient)! Equal chances for each one.
Of
course this in an of itself could be really amusing: "Guards
man the ramparts! Summon the mages to their positions and draw the
ballista and await my command to fire!
Baby
dragon comes winging in... Captain of the Guard "Uhhhhhhh…”
Now sure the DM can adjust this so Smaug's grand kids doesn't come winging in looking for a snack and ending up as a juicy turkey special at the local dive But the point remains, rules as written it could happen.
And if a hatchling does mange to wobble its way into the city? Forget the fact that even normal weaponry can hurt a dragon in 1st edition. Why even bother? Just send in that uber-bad-ass of low level monsters in 1st Edition: the domestic cat!
That's right, you read it right: the cat. You know, that monster that has more hit points that most first level magic users?
The domestic cat: No. Appearing: 2-12, AC:6, MV 5", Hit Dice: 1-5 hit point, Attacks 2, Damage 1-2/1-2 Special Attacks: rear claw rakes 1-2/1-2
With that in mind consider the following.
Second Post
Willmark posted: Building on my thoughts and the wackiness of the random nature of
dragon age under Rules As Written.
That very young eight
hit point dragon that might show up? What if it meets the most
terrifying monster in Monster Manual II? the domestic cat with two
attacks plus possibly two more from the rear claws; number appearing
of two to twelve.
It just so happens there are ten of them in this
scenario. Read on.
Part 1- The City is Alerted... Dragon Inbound!
The alarm sounded
wildly across the walls as men scrambled to their posts throughout
the vast city.
"Dragon sighted!" shouted the
lookout, voice cracking just enough to be unhelpful. "Coming in
low!"
The Captain of the Guard stormed up the
ramparts, hand casually on his sword hilt as if he had done this many
times before. "Man the ballista! Archers to the wall! Summon the
mages…where in the hell are the mages?!"
A corporal
instantly appeared (they always do at just the right time). "Sir!
The mages are…indisposed."
The Captain narrowed his
eyes. "Define exactly what indisposed means.'"
"They're
at the Shady Gutter, sir. Something about arcane research and a
drinking contest."
The Captain closed his eyes for a
long, painful second while rubbing his temples . "Of course they
are."
A distant screech echoed through the air. All
heads turned skyward.
The dragon crested the horizon. All
eyes squinting and straining to catch a glimpse of the fearsome beast
on the way to lay waste to their city.
It was…small.
VERY small.
The Captain blinked.
"That's...IT?"
The lookout squinted.
"Yes, sir. Very…enthusiastic, though."
The
dragon gave a high pitched roar that sounded more like a kettle
thinking about boiling.
A nearby soldier whispered, "I've
seen bigger chickens."
"Quiet!" barked the
Captain; he was in agreement, but couldn't show it to the rank and
file.
The dragon swooped closer, wobbling slightly
mid-flight, and let out a puff of flame that slightly singed a banner
and immediately sputtered out.
A pause.
The
Captain slowly turned to the corporal. "Where are the
recruits…they need some…practice"
"Sir…they
too are at the Shady Gutter..."
Another pause. Longer
this time and the Captain shook his head. "Of course they
are."
He stared at the approaching creature, then
back at his men, then off toward the city.
"Very
well," he said at last. "Stand down the ballista."
The
corporal hesitated. "Sir?"
"You heard me.
Stand. Them. Down."
The dragon attempted another roar
and clipped a chimney. Its wobbly flight continued.
The
Captain rubbed his temples again, a growing headache coming on. "Go
into the city."
"Sir?"
"Find
me…several…cats."
The corporal blinked. "Cats,
sir?"
"Yes, corporal. Cats. Small, fast, angry,
and sober. Unlike anyone currently in this garrison."
The
corporal saluted slowly. "Yes, sir. Cats."
The
dragon landed awkwardly in the square, claws scraping stone as it
tried very hard to look imposing. It puffed itself up, wings flaring
with all the confidence of something that had never been told "no,"
and let out another defiant roar.
It echoed.
It
accomplished nothing.
A shutter creaked open somewhere
above. An old woman leaned out, squinted, and shut it again.
Moments
later, almost effortlessly a cat slinked around a statue nearby. It
looked at the dragon. The dragon looked at the cat.
Then
another cat appeared. A third, until several were now milling
about.
The first cat finished with its paw and sat, tail
wrapped neatly around its feet, regarding the dragon with a kind of
detached curiosity usually reserved for mildly interesting
furniture.
The Captain folded his arms, watching from the
wall.
"Well," he muttered, "let's see how
this plays out."
There was a brief flurry of motion,
some indignant screeching, a few offended yowls, and a surprising
amount of hissing.
Then silence.
The corporal
returned, slightly out of breath. "Sir…target appears to
be…neutralized."
The Captain nodded gravely. He
peered down into the square, where three cats now lounged atop the
dragon with supreme satisfaction "…commend the cats," he
said.
The corporal leaned over the wall, then
straightened. "Sir, they are ignoring me."
The
Captain allowed himself the faintest smile. "Of course they
are."
He turned back to his men.
"Stand
down. And someone fetch the mages…and bring milk."
Part 2- The City is Defended...by...cats?
Meanwhile on the Ramparts...
The "battle" below
had settled into something…difficult to categorize.
A
few guards leaned over the parapet, watching with mild interest.
The
Captain didn't look down.
"Odds?" he asked.
The
quartermaster didn't hesitate. "Cats are two to one favorites,
sir."
The Captain nodded once, as if this confirmed a
long-held suspicion. He reached into his pouch, produced a leather
purse with the unmistakable heavy clink of coin within, and slammed
it onto the stone.
"Bet this month's wages on the
cats. All in."
The corporal blinked. "Sir?"
The
Captain didn't even look at him.
"You heard
me."
Below, there was a brief, offended screech,
followed by a chorus of hisses and the unmistakable sound of
something losing very quickly.
The quartermaster leaned
slightly, peering over the edge. "Movement suggests the cats are
pressing their advantage, sir."
"Good,"
said the Captain calmly.
Another pause.
The
corporal rubbed his forehead. "Sir…is this…standard
protocol?"
The Captain folded his arms.
"It
is now."
A beat.
From below? Silence.
The
quartermaster straightened. "Outcome appears decided, sir."
The
Captain allowed himself the faintest nod. "See?" he said.
"Reliable assets."
The corporal sighed quietly,
already imagining the paperwork, "…I'm going to need a new
column on the duty roster."
Part 3- The "Triumph" at the Shady Gutter Tavern
The Shady Gutter tavern sagged under the weight of its own questionable life choices. Tankards lay overturned, a wizard snored face-down in a spell book, and two recruits were arguing with a chair that had, by all accounts, been winning for several hours.
It was, as usual, impossible to tell who was ahead.
The door slammed open.
The Captain of the Guard strode in, armor still dusty, expression carved from equal parts triumph and disbelief.
A mage lifted his head an inch. "Did we…win?"
The Captain paused.
"…Yes."
A recruit squinted. "Did we fire the ballista?"
"No."
"Archers?"
"No."
"Magic?"
The Captain glanced at the unconscious wizard drooling into his sleeve. "…not as such."
The tavern fell into a puzzled silence.
From behind him, the corporal stepped in more quietly, running the numbers in his head for tomorrow's roll call.
"Sir," he muttered, low enough that only the Captain could hear, "how would you like me to write this up?"
The Captain didn't even hesitate.
"Decisive action," he said. "Efficient use of local assets."
The corporal closed his eyes briefly. "Of course, sir."
Outside, in the square, the aftermath remained.
The dragon lay where it had fallen; a small, unimpressive thing that had arrived with grand intentions and departed as a footnote.
Draped across it, the cats rested in various states of satisfied indifference.
One blinked slowly at nothing in particular.
Another cleaned a paw with meticulous focus.
A third lay stretched along the flank, making full use of the lingering warmth while being quietly annoyed at its steady dissipation.
They looked, as they always did: mildly disappointed in the world, and vaguely pleased with themselves.
Back inside, the Captain raised a tankard.
"To the defense of the city!"
"To the defense!" came the ragged reply.
The corporal stared into his drink.
"…I'm putting them on the roster," he muttered.
A pause.
"…and requisitioning milk."
(The End)
Conclusion?
I'm not sure other than the system one is playing in makes all the difference in the world when once considers the age of question of a dragon assaulting a city. Granted I made an absurd story out of the whole thing but the point stands.
In A Lord of the Rings game, Smaug might show up. In 1st edition AD&D fluffy and his friends are wiping out a hatchling before noon.
1st Edition Warhammer Fantasy Role-play? Well...I'm not sure you could wake even wake it up.
There you have it. What this illustrates is that "can a dragon lay waste to a city?" The smart answer is "maybe" because (RAW) Rules As Written? They can produce some amusing results.
Let me know your thoughts.













